Things Cops Know, (and Things They Want You to Know)
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* High-speed chases will always proceed from an area of light traffic to an area of extremely heavy traffic.
* The speed at which you respond to a fight call is inversely proportional to how long you’ve been a cop.
* The better you do your job, the more likely you are to be shot, injured, complained on, sued, investigated or subpoenaed on your day off.Read more at phunkyou.com
* The longer you’ve been a cop, the shorter your flashlight and your temper get.
* The bigger they are the harder they fall. They also punch, kick and choke harder too.




